Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, May 28th, 2010 at 1:45 pm
Vodka “eyeballing” and “slimming” have become all the rage in the UK, and it has finally made its way to America, where it is trending among college students and idiots.
In Vodka Eyeballing, you pour vodka into YOUR FUCKING EYE, apparently because it makes you get drunk faster. (And probably makes you go blind too.)
In Vodka Tampon “Slimming”, stupid drunk chicks soak tampons in vodka and then insert them into…apparently because it gets them really drunk. Also, it gives them toxic shock syndrome.
Posted by Pete Berg on Monday, May 24th, 2010 at 6:51 am
A positively delightful story as told by a little French girl named Capucine. Starring baby monkeys lost in frightening trees, a witch, crocodiles, a tiger, a “popotamus” and a lion, and even a “tremendously very bad mammoth”. There are also magic powers and an orange ring, but sometimes, “something goes amiss”. Bring your popcorn and enjoy the show.