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Dancing for Jesus

Posted by Pete Berg on Tuesday, July 21st, 2009 at 8:48 am

Old guy does a freestyle ‘thank you Jesus’ dance in church. Ridonkulous.


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Montage of Tina Chen’s classic covers

Posted by Pete Berg on Thursday, July 16th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Remember viral sensation Tina Chen, the awkward Britney Spears-singing SEX GODDESS (ahem) from a few years ago? Well, here’s a montage of her best stuff, to her wonderful cover of “Gimme More.” I thought I would bring it back, because Ann Fortune sent me this video and I realized that not everyone in the world was so blessed to have already seen Tina work her magic.


Category: Covers, Fail, Freaks, Lame, Mashups, Memes	No Comments »

Ginger kid loves his ice cream

Posted by Pete Berg on Sunday, July 12th, 2009 at 8:08 am

Wait for it…


Category: Fail, Freaks, Kids & Babies, Morons, TV & Film, WTF	No Comments »

Florence Rasmussen

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, July 10th, 2009 at 10:39 am

In 1979, documentary filmmaker Errol Morris produced his first film, Gates of Heaven, about a pet cemetery in California, and the strange characters that surounded it. It’s one of the most surreal and bizarre docs ever made, but also one of the most poignant and philosophical, exploring life and death, loneliness, and the like.

Halfway through the film, there is a five minute segment where an old lady in a doorway is interviewed. This is Florence Rasmussen, a crazy old coot, who goes on one of the craziest (and saddest) rambling monologues in film history. Errol Morris just lets the camera roll. Watch:

Here is the complete transcript:

“I’m raised on a farm, we had chickens and pigs and cows and sheep and everything. But down here I’ve been lost. Now they’ve taken them all away from here up to that – What’s the name of that place? Up above here a little ways? That town? Commences with a ‘B.’ Blue. It’s – Blue Hill Cemetery, I think the name of it is. Not too far, I guess, about maybe twenty miles from here. A little town there, a little place. You know where it’s at. But I was really surprised when I heard they were getting rid of the cemetery over here. Gonna put in buildings or something over there. Ah well, I know people been very good to me, you know. Well, they see my condition, I guess, must of felt sorry for me. But it’s real, my condition is. It’s not put on. That’s for sure! Boy, if I could only walk. If I could only get out. Drive my car. I’d get another car. Ya… and my son, if he was only better to me. After I bought him that car. He’s got a nice car. I bought it myself just a short time ago. I don’t know. These kids – the more you do for them… He’ s my grandson, but I raised him from two years old… I don’t see him very often. And he just got the car. I didn’t pay for all of it. I gave him four hundred dollars. Pretty good! His boss knows it. Well, he’s not working for that outfit now. He’s changed. He’s gone back on his old job – hauling sand. No, not hauling sand; he’s working in the office. That’s right. He took over the office job. His boss told me that on the phone. But, you know, he should help me more. He’s all I got. He’s the one who brought me up here. And then put me here by myself among strangers. It’s terrible, you stop and think of it. I’ve been without so much, when I first come up here. Ya. It’s what half of my trouble is from – him not being home with me. Didn’t cost him nothing to stay here. Every time he need money, he’d always come, ‘Mom, can I have this? Can I have that?’ But he never pays back. Too good, too easy – that’s what everybody tells me. I quit now. I quit. Now he’s got the office job, I’m going after him. I’m going after him good, too – if I have to go in… in a different way. He’s going to pay that money. He’s got the office job now. And he makes good money anyway. And he has no kids. He has not married. Never get married, he says. He was married once – they’re divorced. Well, she tried to take him for the kid, but she didn’t. They went to court. It was somebody else’s kid. She was nothing but a tramp in the first place. I told him that. He wouldn’t listen to me. I says, ‘I know what she is.’ I said, ‘Richard, please, listen to me.’ He wouldn’t listen. He knew all, he knew everything. Big shot! But he soon found out. Now that’s all over with. I’ve been through so much I don’t know how I’m staying alive. Really, for my age… if you’re young, it’s different. But I’ve always said I’m never going to grow old. I’ve always had that, and the people that I tell how old I am, they don’t believe me, because people my age as a rule don’t get around like I do.” — Florence Rasmussen


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World’s Dumbest Alarm Clock

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, July 10th, 2009 at 7:55 am

I’m sure that guy gets a lot of girls to sleep with him in that bed too.


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He Bite Me

Posted by Pete Berg on Thursday, July 9th, 2009 at 6:03 pm

Yes, it’s a remix of this video, and proof once again that the Internet makes the world a much better place. We all owe it to ourselves to get one or two songs about Vaginas stuck in our heads every few days.


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Zachary Quinto: Today’s dose of weirdness

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, July 3rd, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Those damn paparazzi. Here’s Zachary Quinto, the guy who plays Spock in the latest Star Trek movie, walking his dog with a couple of friends.


Category: Celebrities, Fail, Freaks, WTF	1 Comment »

“My cat likes to be hit”

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, July 3rd, 2009 at 10:27 am

Indeed, she does. WTF.


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Greatest Freakout #3

Posted by Pete Berg on Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Okay, so this is the third of these “freakout” videos by the same kid in two weeks. These must be faked…especially since the name of the YouTube channel is “Freakout Productions”….but who knows. Maybe the older brother really is psychotic. Here he is getting a truck for his 16th birthday.


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Operation Repo: Just Beat It

Posted by Pete Berg on Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 at 9:31 am

The guys from Operation Repo repossess a DeLorean from a kid who is “stuck in the ’80s” and thinks he’s Michael Jackson. So many WTF moments in this clip.


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Why you should eat pears

Posted by Pete Berg on Thursday, July 2nd, 2009 at 6:47 am

I take all my advice regarding fruit from batshit crazy people.


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Warcraft Freakout #2

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, June 26th, 2009 at 10:01 pm

I definitely question whether these are staged, but this sequel to the first World of Warcraft freakout video is just as ridiculous. That kid is fucked, and his younger brother is a huge asshole. (Thanks Beth)


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Mom cancels World of Warcraft subscription. Kid FREAKS out.

Posted by Pete Berg on Saturday, June 20th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

Even more evidence that WoW will lead to the downfall of human society.


Category: Freaks, Home Video, Pwned, WTF	5 Comments »

“Well guys, I’m inside the balloon! …What now?”

Posted by Pete Berg on Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 at 4:56 pm

A few months ago, I posted a video called Man gets trapped in a giant balloon, and it was one of the most unintentionally hilarious videos of all time. Well, I didn’t realize it was a SERIES, and that in the third one, he actually GETS INSIDE OF THE GIANT BALLOON!

This guy is so ridiculous. I love it.


Category: Freaks, Stunts, Unintentional Comedy, WTF	1 Comment »

Charles Manson Sings

Posted by Pete Berg on Wednesday, June 17th, 2009 at 9:29 am

Reporter to Charles Manson: “Tell me in a sentence, who you are.” Yikes.


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