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Terrible Song, Awesome Remix

Posted by Harrison Flatau on Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 at 11:51 am

Here’s the terrible song:

Here’s the awesome remix:


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Hey Alan,Alan, Alan, Alan,Alan,Alan…

Posted by Pete Berg on Monday, August 17th, 2009 at 7:03 am

Little known fact: All animals should have British accents.


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Zach Galifianakis “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” Music Video

Posted by Matt Portman on Sunday, August 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am

Apparently Kanye asked him to make this. Either way it’s hilarious.

Here’s the official site I think…http://www.theclawproductions.com/Kanye/Kanye.html


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Weird Al Yankovice on TwitVid

Posted by Pete Berg on Saturday, August 15th, 2009 at 6:21 am

The king of parody Weird Al Yankovic (now with 100% more mustache) has been posting some pretty amusing short videos on TwitVid lately. Here are my two favs:

PUBLIC SERVICE:

SHOPPING TRIP:


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George Carlin’s Modern Man

Posted by Pete Berg on Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 at 6:12 am

George Carlin’s poem “Modern Man” is one of his very best routines, and his delivery is impeccable! R.I.P.!

Here is the full transcript:

“I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I’ve got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing– a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore–no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!”

~George Carlin, comedic genius and poet extraodinaire


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A Family Guy Moment In The Real World

Posted by Jeff Picarello on Sunday, August 9th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.


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Full House Alternate Intro

Posted by Pete Berg on Saturday, August 8th, 2009 at 10:20 am

What happens when a 10.5 earthquake hits San Francisco on primetime network TV.


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Dark Alf

Posted by Harrison Flatau on Monday, August 3rd, 2009 at 9:38 am

this is the dark rebooted alf.

it’s the study of a family torn apart by the presence of a mute alien.


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Back From Hell

Posted by Jeff Picarello on Thursday, July 30th, 2009 at 4:10 pm


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MushMouth

Posted by Jeff Picarello on Thursday, July 30th, 2009 at 3:35 pm


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Extended Scene From Twilight

Posted by Jeff Picarello on Thursday, July 30th, 2009 at 11:35 am

The ‘Say Vampire’ Scene from ‘Twilight’: The Extended Cut — powered by Cracked.com


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Censored – Jesus is My Friend

Posted by Jeff Picarello on Thursday, July 30th, 2009 at 11:27 am

You’ve probably seen the original. Now here’s the MA version.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.


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Peluca: The short film that became Napoleon Dynamite

Posted by Pete Berg on Thursday, July 30th, 2009 at 7:23 am

Napoleon Dynamite is one of my favorite movies of all time…and it began as a student film made by student filmmaker Jared Hess at Brigham Young University. Shot with a budget of $500 over 2 days, this film consists of many of the exact same scenarios and scenes that later were re-created for the feature.


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Pencil Face

Posted by Jeff Picarello on Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 at 4:22 pm

This may be the most simultaneously funny and scary thing I have ever seen.


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Love Hurts

Posted by Jeff Picarello on Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 at 4:14 pm

youch


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