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Auto-Tune the News #8

Posted by Pete Berg on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 at 12:25 pm

Auto-Tune the News has gradually developed to something really high-concept and kinda over-produced….but I had to post this one, because they actually got T-Pain himself to make an appearance! Good going, guys.


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Best Tom Cruise impression ever

Posted by Pete Berg on Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 at 11:16 am

This is a viral marketing campaign for “Superhero Movie” — but they did a spot-on parody of the famous Tom Cruise Scientology video (which ignited the whole Anonymous vs. Scientology protests last year). The actor in this could make an entire career out of parodying Tom Cruise!

Compare to the original Scientology video:


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G-Rated Sitcoms Do Pedophile Episodes

Posted by Mike Citera on Monday, August 17th, 2009 at 10:00 am

In case you’re in the mood to watch African-American child stars wiggle out of hilariously awkward attempts at tackling dark issues.


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Zach Galifianakis “Can’t Tell Me Nothing” Music Video

Posted by Matt Portman on Sunday, August 16th, 2009 at 10:56 am

Apparently Kanye asked him to make this. Either way it’s hilarious.

Here’s the official site I think…http://www.theclawproductions.com/Kanye/Kanye.html


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Weird Al Yankovice on TwitVid

Posted by Pete Berg on Saturday, August 15th, 2009 at 6:21 am

The king of parody Weird Al Yankovic (now with 100% more mustache) has been posting some pretty amusing short videos on TwitVid lately. Here are my two favs:

PUBLIC SERVICE:

SHOPPING TRIP:


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Make Your Own Kind of Music (Mama Cass Elliott, 1968)

Posted by Pete Berg on Thursday, August 13th, 2009 at 7:06 am

This song is guaranteed to make you happy. I love Mama Cass (moo moos and all)!

BONUS! Here’s John Denver and Mama Cass doing a duet of Leaving on a Jet Plane in 1972:


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Dog Police

Posted by Sean Brogan on Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 at 8:29 pm

Early careers are so much better.


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George Carlin’s Modern Man

Posted by Pete Berg on Tuesday, August 11th, 2009 at 6:12 am

George Carlin’s poem “Modern Man” is one of his very best routines, and his delivery is impeccable! R.I.P.!

Here is the full transcript:

“I’m a modern man, a man for the millennium. Digital and smoke free. A diversified multi-cultural, post-modern deconstruction that is anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been up linked and downloaded, I’ve been inputted and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond!

I’m new wave, but I’m old school and my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot-wired, heat seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database, my database is in cyberspace, so I’m interactive, I’m hyperactive and from time to time I’m radioactive.

Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin the wave, dodgin the bullet and pushin the envelope. I’m on-point, on-task, on-message and off drugs. I’ve got no need for coke and speed. I’ve got no urge to binge and purge. I’m in-the-moment, on-the-edge, over-the-top and under-the-radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps and run victory laps. I’m a totally ongoing big-foot, slam-dunk, rainmaker with a pro-active outreach. A raging workaholic. A working rageaholic. Out of rehab and in denial!

I’ve got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant and a personal agenda. You can’t shut me up. You can’t dumb me down because I’m tireless and I’m wireless, I’m an alpha male on beta-blockers.

I’m a non-believer and an over-achiever, laid-back but fashion-forward. Up-front, down-home, low-rent, high-maintenance. Super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven-ready and built-to-last! I’m a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case pretty maturely post-traumatic and I’ve got a love-child that sends me hate mail.

But, I’m feeling, I’m caring, I’m healing, I’m sharing– a supportive, bonding, nurturing primary care-giver. My output is down, but my income is up. I took a short position on the long bond and my revenue stream has its own cash-flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports! I’m gender specific, capital intensive, user-friendly and lactose intolerant.

I like rough sex. I like tough love. I use the “F” word in my emails and the software on my hard-drive is hardcore–no soft porn.

I bought a microwave at a mini-mall; I bought a mini-van at a mega-store. I eat fast-food in the slow lane. I’m toll-free, bite-sized, ready-to-wear and I come in all sizes. A fully-equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically-proven, scientifically- formulated medical miracle. I’ve been pre-wash, pre-cooked, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped, vacuum-packed and, I have an unlimited broadband capacity.

I’m a rude dude, but I’m the real deal. Lean and mean! Cocked, locked and ready-to-rock. Rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide. I’ve got glide in my stride. Drivin and movin, sailin and spinin, jiving and groovin, wailin and winnin. I don’t snooze, so I don’t lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hearty and lunch time is crunch time. I’m hangin in, there ain’t no doubt and I’m hangin tough, over and out!”

~George Carlin, comedic genius and poet extraodinaire