This morning I was reading about the unique evolutionary advantages that humans possess over other animals. While we are not the fastest animals by a longshot, humans are actually the best suited distance runners on the planet. Running on two feet is much more efficient than four. And running on two feet allows us to “slow breathe” — four legged animals must take a breath with every step when running because their diaphragms are connected directly to their spines. The fact that we have sweat glands and skin is also essential, because we are able to keep out bodies cool much more efficiently than animals with fur. Humans are one of the only animals on earth that could handle running a 26 mile marathon.
Anyway, I stumbled upon this amazing David Attenborough video that perfectly demonstrates humans’ evolutionary advantages:
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The Epic Beard Man’s shirt says “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER.” And it’s true.
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Holy fucking epic. (Thanks, Lee!)
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Another horror cliche ripped apart. (Thanks, Jim)
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The original track of Darth Vader’s voice as performed by the man who acted him, David Prowse. Imagine what a different movie Star Wars would have been if they had left it like this. From the Documentary “Empire OF Dreams”
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Amazing flip book animation, made of over 2100 individual drawings!
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When I was in China, there was a guy in the park who did this from a little cart for a few bucks. My friend had it done, and said that he could suddenly “hear the entire world.” I stumbled across this video today and found it damn fascinating.
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If you haven’t heard of it, ChatRoulette is a video chatting where you get paired up with random strangers on the internet. And BanterDude is a masturbating puppet. These are people’s reactions.
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My favorite lyrics: “Charmeleon, Wartortle, Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl!” These lyrics flow like butter.
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Success! (Thanks, Jim)
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I never realized how many ways you could crack a whip. Amazing!
The full list:
1. Cattleman’s crack
2. Overhead crack
3. Flick
4. Slow figure 8
5. fast figure 8
6. volley
7. snake killer/drum roll
8. coachman’s crack
9. Tasmanian cutback
10. Singleton special
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A good way to show your girlfriend that you love her.
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Most of the time, I find Parry Gripp’s songs annoying and stupid…but he really nailed it with this one. At least the nachos part. Man, nachos are friggin delicious. (Thanks, Dan)
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I stumbled across the YouTube channel of Boogie2988 today, some morbidly obese creepy internet loser, whose videos I find ridiculously hilarious for some reason. He’s trying for comedy, but I think they’re funny to me because he tries so hard to be funny and just fails miserably. So yeah, join me in laughing at how pathetic he is. (And yes, I am a huge asshole…but if you’re coming to Pie Heaven, you probably are too.) Enjoy!
Fat Guy Eating Mcdonalds French Fries
Mcdonalds Made Me Fat????
World of Warcraft is DOWN
The Incredible Bulk
Worst Video On Youtube About Mangos — all other video about mangos are superior.
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