This is some steamy hot babushka action right here!
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This is the best Rube Goldberg device ever, even if it fake! (G-MOD is a 3D graphics and physics engine that game developers use to create realistic physics in videogames.)
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A few years ago, a guy named Matt traveled all around the world and videotaped himself dancing in some of the most remote, beautiful places in the world. The video he edited together became a huge YouTube hit, and was friggin awesome. Well, Matt just released a follow-up to his hit video, this time sponsored by Stride Gum, and it’s even cooler:
And just for fun, here’s the original “Where The Hell is Matt?”
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My favorite comedian, George Carlin, died last night, and my immediate reaction was: “Shit. Piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.” I would write a long, sappy dedication to this great man, but I sure as hell know that George Carlin wouldn’t want that.
But I don’t think George would mind me doing a little tribute to him here on Pie Heaven with some of his best comedy routines. (He also wouldn’t mind that I blatantly stole this post from Mashable.) Because if there was any one trait that defined George Carlin, it was that he didn’t give a shit. About anything. And that’s why he was one of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.
REST IN PEACE, GEORGE CARLIN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
5. Voting – why do we always feel like there’s a lack of real choice on the ballot? George explains the habits of an average voter, where politicians come from and why the country is screwed.
4. Ten Commandments You know those stupid top 10 lists, that always seem like they were inflated up to a round number (any similarity to any persons or blogs living or dead is a coincidence)? Well, it goes all the way back to Moses.
3. Airline Announcements Ever wondered why all announcements on an airplane sound like they’re spoken in some weird language from a parallel universe?
2. Saving The Planet – Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature. It’s what got us in trouble in the first place.
1. Religion Is Bullshit If he was wrong about this one, it might get George into a lot of trouble right about now.
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Take me out to the ball game!
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Holy crap, I never thought parking a car could be this awesome.
On another note, this guy DEFINITELY doesn’t have the Super Parking World Record. Here’s “How to Create a Parking Spot”:
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Darth Vader really steals the show here!
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Watching them go up is awesome, but wait ’til you see them come down!
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Now that Saddam’s gone, someone needs to rule the streets of Baghdad. I think we found him.
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This is kinda awesome and kinda gross.
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This wins the award for most surreal thing I’ve seen all day.
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Oh, Japan, how you amuse me.
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So this rally driver almost runs over and kills a group of onlookers. So, what does this polite chap do? He apologizes, of course!
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