My favorite comedian, George Carlin, died last night, and my immediate reaction was: “Shit. Piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker and tits.” I would write a long, sappy dedication to this great man, but I sure as hell know that George Carlin wouldn’t want that.
But I don’t think George would mind me doing a little tribute to him here on Pie Heaven with some of his best comedy routines. (He also wouldn’t mind that I blatantly stole this post from Mashable.) Because if there was any one trait that defined George Carlin, it was that he didn’t give a shit. About anything. And that’s why he was one of the coolest motherfuckers on the planet.
REST IN PEACE, GEORGE CARLIN, YOU SON OF A BITCH!
5. Voting – why do we always feel like there’s a lack of real choice on the ballot? George explains the habits of an average voter, where politicians come from and why the country is screwed.
4. Ten Commandments You know those stupid top 10 lists, that always seem like they were inflated up to a round number (any similarity to any persons or blogs living or dead is a coincidence)? Well, it goes all the way back to Moses.
3. Airline Announcements Ever wondered why all announcements on an airplane sound like they’re spoken in some weird language from a parallel universe?
2. Saving The Planet – Saving endangered species is just one more arrogant attempt by humans to control nature. It’s what got us in trouble in the first place.
1. Religion Is Bullshit If he was wrong about this one, it might get George into a lot of trouble right about now.
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