Man, if you’ve got to hire an attorney in Las Vegas, don’t get this guy. Also, should you be an attorney… don’t spend an evening of drugs and debauchery in Sin City and then go to court the next day.
“Philosophically, Judge, I never call the police. ” “Even if you’re the victim of a hit and run?”
“My car, your honor, is on Rancho in the turning lane. A good samaritan pushed me from behind into the turning lane.”
“You just made a great record for ineffective counsel for your client, so, thank you.”
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