Gabe Perez started high school as a mild-mannered freshman. Four years later, he was the coolest dude of all time.
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Awareness Test – Watch more free videos
Pay very close attention to this video. It will test your observation skills and mental awareness.
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Today is March 14th — 3.14 — and undoubtedly the most well-rounded holiday of the year!
But Pi Day isn’t all fun and games. Sometimes it gets serious, as the kids in this video find out:
Our buddy, known only as “The Duke,” shares his thoughts:
“I don’t understand why no one is all too concerned when the two KKK members (let’s call a spade a spade here, they may be mathmatically inclined, but those two guys are dressed as fucking klansmen and are a slipped razor away from having matching Hitler moustaches) blast the fat kid with their laser sword and he dissapears into nothing. The other kids act like that stuff happens all the time. Maybe in the world of “Zap” it does, but if I ever run into two flamboyant klan members with a laser sword, I’m getting the hell out of dodge, whether they promise me pie or not. God rest your fat little soul Steve. You’re eating pie and learning decimal points with Jesus now.”
-The Duke
Pi is dangerous (and delicious) stuff. We here at Pie Heaven suggest that you take this quick test to find out where you fall in the world of Pi lovers.
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Within the tangled series of tubes that is the Internet, there is a lot of crap. Almost everything out there in cyberspace is crap. Lots of crappety crap crap crap crap. Stuff so crappy that nobody in their right mind would ever waste their time to check it out.
But amidst the giant heap of stinking, rotting crap that is “teh interw3bs,” there is the occasional gem. Every so often, we’ll find an awesome video, an awesome article, or some “awsum pixx” that we just have to share. That’s what this website is all about. We sort through the crap on the Internet to find those gems — so you don’t have to. This is Pie Heaven — one delicious slice of the Internet!
Bookmark this site and be sure to check back on a regular basis. Every day, we will be posting all the coolest and funniest things we stumble across online. If it’s cool, and it’s on the Internet, you will find it here.
“Pie Heaven” name comes from our favorite deep thought by Jack Handey —
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmm, boy!
Also, this site was launched on PI DAY 2008 — 3.14 in the year of our lord, 2008. It’s no coincidence that we launched “Pie Heaven” on this most irrational (and delicious) of holidays.
Bon apetit!
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