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Posted by Pete Berg on Tuesday, March 18th, 2008 at 7:37 am

It’s a Swing Wing, of course! Perhaps the worst idea for a toy ever imagined.


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Top ten injuries suffered by Harry and Marv in Home Alone

Posted by Pete Berg on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 10:19 pm

Harry and Marv, the bumbling “Wet Bandits” from the Home Alone films, suffer some of the most heinous injuries ever imagined by mankind…all for our own personal enjoyment. This list of the The Top Ten injuries suffered by Harry and Marv in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York recounts the most ridiculous injuries these two crooks face — and it may just be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.

The list warns readers: In the real world, most of these injuries would have resulted in serious injury and/or death.

Highlights include:

6. Harry is thrown into the air by a seesaw
Defying all laws of physics and gravity, Marv jumps down on the opposite end of the makeshift seesaw and launches Harry (what looks like hundreds of feet) into the air. He lands on a car, destroying its roof and windows.

and

3. Harry blows up in a toilet
After taking several minutes to realize his head is on fire (once again), he panics and shoves his head into a toilet bowl (only adding insult to injury) full of paint thinner. The entire floor blows up, but luckily, Harry only has some black soot and a damaged hat to worry about.

Keep the change, ya filthy animals.


Category: Misc.	4 Comments »

To-Do List

Posted by Pete Berg on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

GOOD GOLLY there’s a lot to accomplish today!


Category: Comedy	No Comments »

Learn Disco

Posted by Mike DeHart on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 9:29 pm

Great lessons! Learn to disco dance like a pro.


Category: Dance, How-To/Educational, Unintentional Comedy	1 Comment »

Mario PaintRoll’d

Posted by Pete Berg on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

This may be the greatest variation of the Rick Roll teh interw3bs has ever bestowed upon us.

We know the game and we’re here to play it.


Category: Awesome, Video Games	No Comments »

The manliest drink of all time…POWER THIRST!

Posted by Pete Berg on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

One sip of POWER THIRST, and I spent the rest of the month punchin’ stuff. That, and BEAR BLASTING!

And don’t miss POWER THIRST 2: THE RE-DOMINATION.

The only drink that could possibly compete is NOS (short for Nitrous Oxide…the stuff they use to make cars drive 180mph through suburbia).


Category: Awesome, Comedy, Commercials	1 Comment »

Handicapable!

Posted by Mike DeHart on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Good ol’ Garth Brooks sings about handicapped kids. Running track.

Yay for Garth!


Category: Freaks, Music Videos, WTF	No Comments »

Dog is [Robot Ball Launcher]’s Best Friend

Posted by Ram Calley on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

I probably wouldn’t have ended up in juvy at the age of 4 if I had one of these little shits..


Category: Animals, Cute, WTF	No Comments »

The Hawaii Chair: Take the work out of your workout

Posted by Pete Berg on Monday, March 17th, 2008 at 10:10 am

People will do just about anything to lose weight…

I’m sure the Hawaii Chair will lead workplace productivity to reach an all-time high. How could violently gyrating your entire body at all times not increase your concentration and efficiency?


Category: Commercials, Unintentional Comedy	1 Comment »

Star Wars: A Cardboard Hope

Posted by Pete Berg on Sunday, March 16th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

This is what Star Wars looks like on a budget of 17 cents.

And somehow, it still turned out better than Episode I.


Category: Comedy, TV & Film	No Comments »

Top 10 worst dolls ever

Posted by Pete Berg on Saturday, March 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

There are many ways to scar a child for life. One way is to give her a 12-inch tall talking Ann Coulter doll (batteries included).

On the other hand, you can also get your kid a Vanilla Ice doll, complete with a postcard and a fan club invitation — and instantaneously make them the coolest kid in the school.

Check out the rest of the Top 10 worst dolls ever.


Category: Misc.	No Comments »

Are you going to the Dance on Friday?

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

As if there was any ever doubt that Middle School was the worst time in everybody’s life ever…

Dance on Friday is a genius comedy series written and produced by Kyle Bosman for Ithaca College Television. The show follows a group of middleschoolers (played by college students) in the week leading up to the school dance on Friday — and all the drama that unfolds. And hoo boy, does it unfold! This is a dark comedy, full of twists and turns, and plays out like The OC…only with Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, recess and MASH.

There are nine episodes total (each one ranging from 3 to 10 minutes). You can watch the complete series in the player below. (If the videos don’t play, that means you need to upgrade to the latest version of Flash Player which can support H.264 video encoding. If you don’t know what that means, just smile and nod, and then install the file at that link.)

“I will drown you. I will bring you to the river and drown you.”


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BAM! Crazy Larry Williams gives directions

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

If you’re ever lost in Longview, Larry Williams will tell you EXACTLY how to get to the Motel 6.

You’re on a bridge. You’re on a bridge. You’re on a bridge. You’re on a bridge.


Category: Freaks, Unintentional Comedy	No Comments »

Canadian reporter gets owned by a sled

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Some Canadian Global news reporter thinks the bottom of a sledding hill is a great place to do his broadcast. He was wrong.


Category: Pwned	1 Comment »

Death Metal Puppy

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

The web is full of videos of cute puppies doing adorable things. This is not one of them:


Category: Animals, Creepy	No Comments »

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