Harry and Marv, the bumbling “Wet Bandits” from the Home Alone films, suffer some of the most heinous injuries ever imagined by mankind…all for our own personal enjoyment. This list of the The Top Ten injuries suffered by Harry and Marv in Home Alone and Home Alone 2: Lost in New York recounts the most ridiculous injuries these two crooks face — and it may just be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.
The list warns readers: In the real world, most of these injuries would have resulted in serious injury and/or death.
Highlights include:
6. Harry is thrown into the air by a seesaw
Defying all laws of physics and gravity, Marv jumps down on the opposite end of the makeshift seesaw and launches Harry (what looks like hundreds of feet) into the air. He lands on a car, destroying its roof and windows.
and
3. Harry blows up in a toilet
After taking several minutes to realize his head is on fire (once again), he panics and shoves his head into a toilet bowl (only adding insult to injury) full of paint thinner. The entire floor blows up, but luckily, Harry only has some black soot and a damaged hat to worry about.
Keep the change, ya filthy animals.
Category: Misc. | 4 Comments » |
wally says:
the screaming like a little girl when the spider is put on his face was the most hilarious part i think….i still laugh my headoff when i hear it…
lem99erz says:
c tambo c harry
lem99erz says:
tambucher!!!
lem99erz says:
cher white frog…ngangang!!!!!….palakang ngangang!!!! ahahahah….xD
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