Today is March 14th — 3.14 — and undoubtedly the most well-rounded holiday of the year!
But Pi Day isn’t all fun and games. Sometimes it gets serious, as the kids in this video find out:
Our buddy, known only as “The Duke,” shares his thoughts:
“I don’t understand why no one is all too concerned when the two KKK members (let’s call a spade a spade here, they may be mathmatically inclined, but those two guys are dressed as fucking klansmen and are a slipped razor away from having matching Hitler moustaches) blast the fat kid with their laser sword and he dissapears into nothing. The other kids act like that stuff happens all the time. Maybe in the world of “Zap” it does, but if I ever run into two flamboyant klan members with a laser sword, I’m getting the hell out of dodge, whether they promise me pie or not. God rest your fat little soul Steve. You’re eating pie and learning decimal points with Jesus now.”
-The Duke
Pi is dangerous (and delicious) stuff. We here at Pie Heaven suggest that you take this quick test to find out where you fall in the world of Pi lovers.
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