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Star Wars: A Cardboard Hope

Posted by Pete Berg on Sunday, March 16th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

This is what Star Wars looks like on a budget of 17 cents.

And somehow, it still turned out better than Episode I.


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Top 10 worst dolls ever

Posted by Pete Berg on Saturday, March 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm

There are many ways to scar a child for life. One way is to give her a 12-inch tall talking Ann Coulter doll (batteries included).

On the other hand, you can also get your kid a Vanilla Ice doll, complete with a postcard and a fan club invitation — and instantaneously make them the coolest kid in the school.

Check out the rest of the Top 10 worst dolls ever.


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Are you going to the Dance on Friday?

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 8:40 pm

As if there was any ever doubt that Middle School was the worst time in everybody’s life ever…

Dance on Friday is a genius comedy series written and produced by Kyle Bosman for Ithaca College Television. The show follows a group of middleschoolers (played by college students) in the week leading up to the school dance on Friday — and all the drama that unfolds. And hoo boy, does it unfold! This is a dark comedy, full of twists and turns, and plays out like The OC…only with Yu-Gi-Oh Cards, recess and MASH.

There are nine episodes total (each one ranging from 3 to 10 minutes). You can watch the complete series in the player below. (If the videos don’t play, that means you need to upgrade to the latest version of Flash Player which can support H.264 video encoding. If you don’t know what that means, just smile and nod, and then install the file at that link.)

“I will drown you. I will bring you to the river and drown you.”


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BAM! Crazy Larry Williams gives directions

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

If you’re ever lost in Longview, Larry Williams will tell you EXACTLY how to get to the Motel 6.

You’re on a bridge. You’re on a bridge. You’re on a bridge. You’re on a bridge.


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Canadian reporter gets owned by a sled

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

Some Canadian Global news reporter thinks the bottom of a sledding hill is a great place to do his broadcast. He was wrong.


Category: Pwned	1 Comment »

Death Metal Puppy

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 5:26 pm

The web is full of videos of cute puppies doing adorable things. This is not one of them:


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The evolution of Gabe Perez

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

Gabe Perez started high school as a mild-mannered freshman. Four years later, he was the coolest dude of all time.


Category: Misc.	1 Comment »

Awareness Test

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

Awareness Test – Watch more free videos

Pay very close attention to this video. It will test your observation skills and mental awareness.


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Have a very irrational Pi Day!

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Today is March 14th — 3.14 — and undoubtedly the most well-rounded holiday of the year!

But Pi Day isn’t all fun and games. Sometimes it gets serious, as the kids in this video find out:

Our buddy, known only as “The Duke,” shares his thoughts:

“I don’t understand why no one is all too concerned when the two KKK members (let’s call a spade a spade here, they may be mathmatically inclined, but those two guys are dressed as fucking klansmen and are a slipped razor away from having matching Hitler moustaches) blast the fat kid with their laser sword and he dissapears into nothing. The other kids act like that stuff happens all the time. Maybe in the world of “Zap” it does, but if I ever run into two flamboyant klan members with a laser sword, I’m getting the hell out of dodge, whether they promise me pie or not. God rest your fat little soul Steve. You’re eating pie and learning decimal points with Jesus now.”
-The Duke

Pi is dangerous (and delicious) stuff. We here at Pie Heaven suggest that you take this quick test to find out where you fall in the world of Pi lovers.


Category: Creepy, WTF	No Comments »

Welcome to PIE HEAVEN!

Posted by Pete Berg on Friday, March 14th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Within the tangled series of tubes that is the Internet, there is a lot of crap. Almost everything out there in cyberspace is crap. Lots of crappety crap crap crap crap. Stuff so crappy that nobody in their right mind would ever waste their time to check it out.

But amidst the giant heap of stinking, rotting crap that is “teh interw3bs,” there is the occasional gem. Every so often, we’ll find an awesome video, an awesome article, or some “awsum pixx” that we just have to share. That’s what this website is all about. We sort through the crap on the Internet to find those gems — so you don’t have to. This is Pie Heaven — one delicious slice of the Internet!

Bookmark this site and be sure to check back on a regular basis. Every day, we will be posting all the coolest and funniest things we stumble across online. If it’s cool, and it’s on the Internet, you will find it here.

Why “Pie Heaven”?

“Pie Heaven” name comes from our favorite deep thought by Jack Handey —

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it’s not, mmmmmmm, boy!

Also, this site was launched on PI DAY 2008 — 3.14 in the year of our lord, 2008. It’s no coincidence that we launched “Pie Heaven” on this most irrational (and delicious) of holidays.

Bon apetit!


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